Hustling Painter Gifts

'Okay, so it's not art, but I have to make a buck while I'm getting there!'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Artist and Musician

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Artists of the wild west.

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Jackson Pollock as a child

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

"Oh, so the big famous painter doesn't have time to visit his mother and paint her portrait, is that it?"

Artist painting a lightening bolt that is about to strike him.

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

"Quit moving"

Painter's muse

Symbolism for Artists

"I spent locked out including my painting."

Picasso's learning years.

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

Easter Egg Painting.

Man Painting Road.

"Pfft. Derivative."

Copycat.

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Great Painting