Hustle Culture Gifts

"Stay frenetic"

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'At least I don't have his life.'

The Workaholics Building

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Real American Dream

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Pictures of your family?'

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

Office Woman

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"Frankly, we're just keeping out heads above water."

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

Two Soldiers and a Navvy.

'OK, it's a new season, so I want to see some hustle out there!'

'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.'

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

'Brewers Men'

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

"I'm an entrepreneur."

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."

'A busy day on Wall Street. A New York minute was clocked at a record speed of 27 seconds.'

"I work twelve hours a day to make ends meat...but then I'm way too knackered to cook it!"

Workaholic on holiday 2

". . . So what's with bosses these days? It seems like I can never find a good one."

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

'But on the bright side...we're holding our own in a ten trillion dollar economy!'

Happily Scampering Off to Work on a Monday Morning