Hustle Guru Gifts

Seminar. Earn money in your leisure time. Is nothing sacred anymore?

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"#Win!"

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

Agricultural Psychology

Kirsten Johnson

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

Getting through the week.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

Running Latte

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

"I'm afraid we have very little in the salary range you're accustomed to."

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Workaholics Building

'And this chart shows our rate of growth.'

The Real American Dream

'right, make sure any new companies we acquire have an ageing workforce'

"I make money, therefore I am."

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

SWOTs

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"I think he's been capitalised!"

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."