Husky Enthusiast Gifts

Pushy Dog

"On task! On task, you huskies!"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Pick me!"

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

A Change of Scene.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Puppy.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Dogs in a basket

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Fashion Week"

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'Who's best friend are you?'

"No not the puppy please"