Hurricane Historian Pillows

Redheaded Step-Twins.

Mardi Gras 'Beads'.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

When laundry ruled the waves.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'This is my natural habitat.'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Barack Obama.

Horatio Nelson

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

'If anyone just wants a quick turn down on a loan - I can help you here.'

1930's bather.

U Boat

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

Working in recovery of Hurricane

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

The European Bailout

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

Captain Ahab receives a Dick pic

'I need a government bailout.'

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

'No, the word I used was 'unthinkable'...'

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.