Hungry Sprinters Mugs

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

Baby Race.

Fast Food Dieter

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Runner's High, Runner's Low

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"At least you made it into the hallway."

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

Second to Nun

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

'Spinout!'

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

Overcoming the obstacles of the Internet

Runners have a pay toll.

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

Huge, steroid taking sprinter.

'I can't find my keys!'

He was fast, but weak, and once again it would cost him the victory.

'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'

Burger Discus

Runner thinking about sleeping.

Fast food

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

'Why do I have to keep proving myself?!'

'I've just done the mile in three minutes. . .I took the short cut.'