Hungry Sprinters T-Shirts

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

Baby Race.

Fast Food Dieter

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Hot dog.

"At least you made it into the hallway."

'Snack Bar's Open.'

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

I know it sounds crazy, but whenever I'm hungry, I get a ringing in my ears. Pavlov's Dog" The Later Years.

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

Second to Nun

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

'Spinout!'

Overcoming the obstacles of the Internet

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

Runners have a pay toll.

'I can't find my keys!'

He was fast, but weak, and once again it would cost him the victory.

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

Huge, steroid taking sprinter.

'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'

Burger Discus

Runner thinking about sleeping.

'D'you want to see me run the 100 metres? ...D'you want to see it again?'

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

Fast food

'Why do I have to keep proving myself?!'

'I'm thinking of going for a run - am I wearing my running shoes?'