Hump Day Celebrator Pillows

Thought for Wednesday

"I was celebrating Hump Day and ended up with Throw-Out-Your-Back Thursday."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Bubbly

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

'Camel'

'She said her first words today.'

"Happy new year!"

Proud mums.

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

'Yes! Wednesday lunchtime! Half way to the weekend!'

"It's only Wednesday, Fenton."

'And she's got the gall to call me chubby.' - Hubert's comment on a pregnancy.

"I need to know what the future holds, at least for the next six weeks."

50th Birthday Balloons

"Happy Hump Day!"

"I saw my shadow. It made me look fat."

"Darling! He's walking!"

'21 Today - he wants the key of the door...'

A slap-up meal.

"God bless whatever that is!"

'I had everything ready for a nice romantic dinner, but sure enough, he ruined it by getting into a feeding frenzy...'

Old woman staring at pregnant woman's bump.

'Me keep thinking it Wednesday.'

"I thought we should celebrate our anniversary. We've been dating 93 days as of...right now!"

"And they said it would never last."

'Hey, cheer UP, Bert! It's Wednesday... Hump Day!'

"It's our anniversary, bring us your best bottle of beer."

"But you can't miss her second-grade first-semester graduation!"