Hump Day Celebrator Pillows

Thought for Wednesday

"I was celebrating Hump Day and ended up with Throw-Out-Your-Back Thursday."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Bubbly

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

'Camel'

'She said her first words today.'

Proud mums.

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Happy new year!"

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

'Yes! Wednesday lunchtime! Half way to the weekend!'

"I need to know what the future holds, at least for the next six weeks."

'And she's got the gall to call me chubby.' - Hubert's comment on a pregnancy.

"It's only Wednesday, Fenton."

50th Birthday Balloons

"Happy Hump Day!"

"I saw my shadow. It made me look fat."

"Darling! He's walking!"

'I had everything ready for a nice romantic dinner, but sure enough, he ruined it by getting into a feeding frenzy...'

'21 Today - he wants the key of the door...'

"God bless whatever that is!"

A slap-up meal.

To celebrate the middle of the week, employees at Gortney Industries built an actual hump.

Old woman staring at pregnant woman's bump.

Ask Sadie. Sadie, my wife deserves so much more than I can give her. What can I buy her for our upcoming 36th wedding anniversary? - Wayne. *Actual reader letter. The 36th wedding anniversary? Isn't that wood paneling? What? First is paper, second is cotton, third is leather, and so forth. But wood paneling? Stucco? She has no clue. But she intuits these are the remodeling years.

'Me keep thinking it Wednesday.'

"I thought we should celebrate our anniversary. We've been dating 93 days as of...right now!"

"And they said it would never last."

"It's our anniversary, bring us your best bottle of beer."

'Hey, cheer UP, Bert! It's Wednesday... Hump Day!'