Humorous Trekker Pillows

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Carefree luggage.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Man fishing with large bait

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

A Semicolon.

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Destiny is all...

"Remember what we were told, stand perfectly still."

A Cave Painting

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

"Well Carter, according to the map, this is where the Rainforest begins."

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

'You had a long nap.'

"Honey ... let’s never ... ever ... do this ... again."

"Did you put out the fire before we left?"

'The meaning of life? Sorry, kid, you're on the wrong mountain - I'm the guru of handy household tips!'

'Uh-oh.'

Alien toilet.

"You and your 'The fresh air will be intoxicating'!"

ACE Airlines. Ask about our frequent flier bonus plan. I think it's nice of the airlines to give frequent fliers a free ticket to anywhere. They can go get their luggage.

Outdoor life.

'I'll never take you backpacking again.'

"Bob, you dope—you typed 'Esther Island' into the GPS."

In one mile, go over the river. Then continue through the woods to your destination. Grandmother GPS.

'I'll look, sir, but I'm not sure there IS any place where they've never heard of America.'

We hire only courteous drivers (A few may be rather stand-offish and some are kind of moody, but they're polite).

'Capistrano!'