Humorous Spirit Gifts

Even up

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Bears catching fish

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

10 K Tail-Chase

Snowman

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Thank you bubbles

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"I know it is of this earth...."

Tiger Costume

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Phoenix

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Dog retriving Frisbee

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Clown walks balloon dog