Humorous Romance Advocate Gifts

'She found him though a dating agency but forgot to look at his sell by date!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

Try Mediation

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

Sexual chemistry set

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Say it with flowers: It!

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"How barbaric! Females should be wooed by colourful displays, not fighting!"

"Honk if you love me!"

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Man and woman

Movies through the decades.

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.