Humorous Romance Advocate Gifts

'She found him though a dating agency but forgot to look at his sell by date!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

Try Mediation

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

Sexual chemistry set

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"How barbaric! Females should be wooed by colourful displays, not fighting!"

Say it with flowers: It!

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Honk if you love me!"

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

Man and woman

Movies through the decades.

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'His ego needs lipo suction!'