Humorous Overthinker Gifts

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

No Immediate Danger

That party went well.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"The overthinker"

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

This will really mess with their minds someday.

"I don't think of it as copying from Danny's paper ... I think of it as utilizing the Freedom of Information Act."

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

You have reached the end of your brain...

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'