Humorous Number Poet Pillows

Accounting's poet laureate.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Intellectual Foreplay...

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

Jump-Rope Rhymes For Adults

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

The geometry of everyday life

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

'Come quickly, sir! - Accounting is having an ennui attack!'

"Some consider me the Pollock of calculus."

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

'My husband always loves your Poisson distribution - it's something to do with being a mathematician.'

Hillary's New Math

"You know what we call a number that won't sit still?"

Maths Department with sum on door sign.

"Is x the wrong angle?"

Figure of Eight

Hexagon.

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'...based on the premise that 6X3=47...'