Humorous Hermit Lover Pillows

You're on mute

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Yes, I'm alone."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Homeworking has really been the death of the office party, what do you think?

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

"He's living his life in a vacuum."

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

Gregor Samsa III, who doesn't go out much, calls in a large order to the shopping channel.

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

"I haven't seen you in ages - have you not been hiding under a rock?"

"The universal remote. That's how God rules the universe."

And the great thing is...our kids love remote learning!

"I recommend self-isolation."

'I'm a hermit crab and like it this way, so no, I don't want to join any social network!'

'Have you got the time?'

"Burton, Fenton and Hacwood. Sorry, Mr. Hackwood is away, taking a 'gap' year on top of a mountain."

"Not more 'me time'?"

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

"You should get out more."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'