Humorous Hermit Lover Prints

You're on mute

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Yes, I'm alone."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"I have 130 disciples following me on Twitter."

Homeworking has really been the death of the office party, what do you think?

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

"He's living his life in a vacuum."

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

Gregor Samsa III, who doesn't go out much, calls in a large order to the shopping channel.

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

"I haven't seen you in ages - have you not been hiding under a rock?"

"Burton, Fenton and Hacwood. Sorry, Mr. Hackwood is away, taking a 'gap' year on top of a mountain."

'Have you got the time?'

"The universal remote. That's how God rules the universe."

'I'm a hermit crab and like it this way, so no, I don't want to join any social network!'

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

And the great thing is...our kids love remote learning!

"Not more 'me time'?"

"I recommend self-isolation."

"You should get out more."