Humorous Heavenly Seeker Pillows

'That's one hell of a lawyer.'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"OMG, LOL!"

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

"And God called the light day."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"Are you sure that this is really the way? I thought there was a staircase or highway?" "Maybe we should just go back down and pray!"

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

Heavenly Take Out

'I'm sorry but you obviously don't believe in God because you didn't forward the religious emails to 10 or more people in your address book.'

Man about to enter a therapy session, with the doorbell showing a 'depress' sign.

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

What should I do? I was answering a prayer and accidentally clicked "reply all."

"I'm not sure if this proves there was intelligent life on this planet or not."

'Do you have a spot close to Bob Hope?'

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

'You should not steal the eggs from the hens because god sees everything!'

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

'Your accountant is insisting you return...something about dying inefficiently!'

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

Jesus Suddenly Realizes It's Almost Father's Day

"Okay, I'll see what I can do about getting a copy of the autopsy."

'I've been tagged for study of my migratory habits.'