Humorous Crisis Navigator Gifts

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Wall Street Couch

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Bicycle sat nav.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Island of Lost Guys.

Economic Downturns

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

Confused drivers

A series of Exit signs.

Try not to worry.

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

The Covid Tail

Capitalism.

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Ruble in Trouble

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

Coronavirus and Atlas

"It's official, Michael has filed for moral bankruptcy."

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

We need bold action to raise morale, yet not make people think there's a problem.

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

Men Against Asking for Directions. M.A.A.D. Does anyone know where we are? Lost Cause.

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

Phil blows his interview before even sitting down.

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'