Humorists Of Wall Street Pillows

Polly txt speak

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Will work for ETFs

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

The First Fire Stick

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

Giant Monster in Bath

"When the company announced that they're gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like '401 Que Pasa?'"

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"Might you explain to me how your division managed to spend twenty-six thousand dollars on tennis balls?"

Money Bar.

"She's a miniature."

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.