"I know this sounds corny, Bob, but for me, the true measure of success is when I can look at the man in the mirror each day and still find a way to blame my parents for everything wrong in my life!"
Humorists In Denial Gifts
Looking for a playful way to acknowledge the humorists in denial? Our collection features cheeky, humorous products crafted for witty souls who enjoy a bit of self-deprecating fun. Delight them with gifts that poke fun at their love for comedy and their charming denial of seriousness. Whether it’s a witty mug, a clever t-shirt, or a humorous art print, these items are sure to spark smiles and laughter. Ideal for friends, family, or even yourself—celebrate the funny side of denial with style.
Polly txt speak
"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."
"Relax. I just had a vitamin."
'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'
Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...
'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'
Alien embryo growing in earth.
The First Fire Stick
"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"
Giant Monster in Bath
How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.
"She's a miniature."
'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'
"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."
'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'
'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'
'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'
Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.
Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'
Baby being fed using a lego construction.
"He looks just like your husband."
"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"
"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"
It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'
'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'
"Have you tried carbon dating?"
'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'
'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'
'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'
'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'
Why Superman flies himself
"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."
Photobooth Photobomb
Climbing with the baby
Humorists In Denial Gifts Collection
Humorists In Denial Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating humorists in denial—perfect for infusing daily moments with wit and laughter.
Humorists In Denial Pillows
Bring humor into your home with pillows designed for humorists in denial—comfortable, witty, and a great conversation starter.
Humorists In Denial Prints
Find unique prints that celebrate humorists in denial—add a touch of humor and personality to any space with our clever art designs.
Humorists In Denial T-Shirts
Discover our range of T-shirts for humorists in denial—funny, bold, and perfect for showcasing your playful personality.