Humorist Of Trends Mugs

'Why not? It always works in women's fashion.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

The Dandy

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Flight Socks.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

The Bland Leading the Bland

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"Lemonade App: $1"

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

"If I hear the word ‘mindfulness’ one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Do you do these in sheep?"

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

A Moosetache.

'Have I ever considered electrolysis? What's electrolysis?'

"We are in a world. just not West World."

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

'The joke's on you. They're fake buttons.'