Humorist Of Trends Prints

'Why not? It always works in women's fashion.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

The Dandy

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Flight Socks.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

The Bland Leading the Bland

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"If I hear the word ‘mindfulness’ one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it."

Where Pleather Comes From

"Lemonade App: $1"

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Do you do these in sheep?"

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

A Moosetache.

'Have I ever considered electrolysis? What's electrolysis?'

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

"We are in a world. just not West World."