Trendsetter Humorist Prints

Cowboy boots and Bermuda shorts: sartorial suicide for the unsuspecting Nathan.

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

Last year's buzz

How Fitting Rooms

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad hair day!

La Table

'She's so put together!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Men's business romper.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Rap music

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

A Macaroni in 1772

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"