Trend Forecaster Humorist Mugs

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Dandy

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Cold drinks" "Tesla stock"

Trickledown economics

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

Flight Socks.

Office of economic forecasting.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

'We buy and sell them.'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

The Bland Leading the Bland

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

"This is a penny stock. This is a prime stock and this is a laughing stock."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Morgue for Dot Com Stocks

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.'