Humorist Of High Stakes Pillows

Is there a company doctor in the house?

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Champagne at the hunt

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Bless me father for I have allegedly sinned."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Financial Corruption

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

"The fifty-five-gallon drum is completely filled with pennies, sir. Should it be taken to the bank?"

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

Bra falling from the sky.

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

Amongst the Culturati II.

"This guy's been acting kinda funny."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

Gag t-shirt for Mensa members.

'You want to get me the owner's manual out of the glove compartment?'

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"

"I was a late bloomer—I didn't inherit my money until my fifties."