Humorist Of High Stakes T-Shirts

Is there a company doctor in the house?

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Champagne at the hunt

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Financial Corruption

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Bless me father for I have allegedly sinned."

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

"The fifty-five-gallon drum is completely filled with pennies, sir. Should it be taken to the bank?"

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

Airport. Taxi. Everybody I drive to the airport seems to lose their fear of flying.

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

Amongst the Culturati II.

Bra falling from the sky.

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

"This guy's been acting kinda funny."

Gag t-shirt for Mensa members.

'You want to get me the owner's manual out of the glove compartment?'

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"