Humorist Glutton Mugs

"Carpe pizza"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

The Sedentary Dead.

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

World Meat Consumptiom

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

'Your fat free bit, is right there, in the middle!'

'Out to Hunch.'

Obscure Birds of the Pacific NW: The Great White Regret.

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'Recipes for the Really Hungry'

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

'Please leave your message after the tone...'

"Have you seen Joey?"

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'

'I don't care if you hit the office football pool - get back to work!'

"Honestly, Baldo, sometimes you're languid to the point of lethargy. Wouldn't you say you're torpid."

"There better not be anything in there about the lust of food."

Yonkers Oktoberfest

'Mmmm, Boy oh boy Sue, this Caramel Tart is TRULY divine! I feel like i've DIED and gone to HEAVEN!'

'The weather was much to rotten to go to work.'

"He's laid up with a bad case of inertia."