Humorist Glutton Prints

"Carpe pizza"

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

The Sedentary Dead.

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

World Meat Consumptiom

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

'Your fat free bit, is right there, in the middle!'

Obscure Birds of the Pacific NW: The Great White Regret.

'Out to Hunch.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

"Have you seen Joey?"

'Please leave your message after the tone...'

'Recipes for the Really Hungry'

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

'I don't care if you hit the office football pool - get back to work!'

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'

'The weather was much to rotten to go to work.'

"Honestly, Baldo, sometimes you're languid to the point of lethargy. Wouldn't you say you're torpid."

'Mmmm, Boy oh boy Sue, this Caramel Tart is TRULY divine! I feel like i've DIED and gone to HEAVEN!'

"There better not be anything in there about the lust of food."

Yonkers Oktoberfest

"He's laid up with a bad case of inertia."

During the frost a certain fox-hunter increases in weight and gets too big for his clothes.