Humor-loving Sculpture Fan Gifts

M.O.M.A. (Museum Of Missing Art.

Larry's used art

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Monuments

Rodin's Browser

The Rise of Modern Art

Rodin's Thinker.

Had enough of the box.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

The Sculptor

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Sharks' Mission Statement

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

'Well, it's about time!'

Football Sculpture.

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Brexit

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

Whittlers Mother

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

Big Drug Companies Hooked

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations