Humor-loving Sculpture Fan Gifts

M.O.M.A. (Museum Of Missing Art.

Larry's used art

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

The Rise of Modern Art

Monuments

Rodin's Browser

Had enough of the box.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Sculptor

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

Football Sculpture.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'Well, it's about time!'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

Brexit

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

Big Drug Companies Hooked

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations