Humor In Science Admirer Pillows

Space: A Venn Diagram

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Cow's straw

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

On the brink.

Dolphin friendly tuna

Czarcasm

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"A haand gel...!?"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

Gym Dog

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

Hot cross buns

'...and that is my philosophy.'

Pea