Humor In Science Admirer Pillows

Space: A Venn Diagram

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Czarcasm

Dolphin friendly tuna

On the brink.

Cow's straw

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Gym Dog

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"A haand gel...!?"

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

Hot cross buns

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."