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'There are limits to this seriousness, sir!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Zenemies.

Optimist

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Schrödinger and his cat

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Human meat.

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

Seneca

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"What's it all about?"

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

"Mind if I tweak it?"

Department de Philosophie

'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.'

'Really? -- the hokey-pokey IS what it's all about?'

"I take it you agree that there can be no meaningful thought without the existence of language."

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