Humor In Nature Lover Gifts

Bird Bath.

Mouse and garden magazine

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Turtle Trailer Court

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Split the last one?

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

The natural selection process in golf.

Closed for Summer.

You'll never believe what that house is for.

Walrus Grooming.

"Nature has a twisted sense of humor."

"Ol' coy sounds beautiful tonight. He's accidentally sat on a cactus."

'morning

'Hey buddy, no photosynthesis!'

'Look out. Oil slick approaching.'

Going Hunting.

"Gosh, she's sexy!"

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

"Think about it, we work every day, we don't get paid, we don't get time off: How is it not slavery?"

"One more version of 'Climb Every Mountain' and I'll throttle you."

Echo is not ready to say, 'I love you.'

'No wonder they're not good tree climbers: Their shoes stop them from using their feet...'

Unfortunately, the dominant lion was also a very picky eater.