Humor In Harmony Admirer Pillows

Mozart's little-known "Kleenex and Cough Drop Intermission" quartet.

Ancient Racing

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Moses' Tablet

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Cow's straw

On the brink.

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Dolphin friendly tuna

Cat Burglar

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Falstaff

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...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Hugh fans!"

TV jester.

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Hamlet

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Can't Touch This