Humor In Harmony Admirer Pillows

Mozart's little-known "Kleenex and Cough Drop Intermission" quartet.

Ancient Racing

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

TV jester.

Falstaff

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Cow's straw

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

On the brink.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Cat Burglar

"Hugh fans!"

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Hamlet

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Can't Touch This