Humor In Consumerism Mugs

Mother Nature's Health Foods

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Made in China

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"That shirt is so last year."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

They get into debt so fast these days...

Customer Convention

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water