Consumerism Satire Mugs

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

SEE SANTA!, 'Why don't we make it simple this year, and you just extend me a line of credit?'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Pirates at the mall.

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Expensive greeting cards.

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

desert isle shopping trolley...

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

"If we new this was going to happen we could have arranged some great TV sponsorship deals."

"I admire their honesty -- I'll take six."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"Actually, take us to your gift shop first."

Visit Our Gift Shop

"'Take that,' growled the writer as the buyer for Borders slumped to the ..."

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."

"Sellouts."

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

"Footwear's upstairs, Sir"