Consumerism Funnery Mugs

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Made in China

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"That shirt is so last year."

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Customer Convention

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

They get into debt so fast these days...

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'It's about time!'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'