Humor In Consumerism T-Shirts

Mother Nature's Health Foods

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Made in China

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"That shirt is so last year."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Customer Convention

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

They get into debt so fast these days...

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water