Humor Heroes Gifts

"But I risk hurting the goalie's self-esteem if I score."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Larry's used art

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Grace For Flies

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Why do they do that?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

I will study my speling words...

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.