Add a touch of humor to their living room or bedroom with a film-themed pillow featuring a funny quote or scene. Comfortable and hilarious, it’s a great gift for movie lovers.
IRS. That was a rough audit. They disallowed all of my deductions! You can't claim all these people as dependents ... The business expenses are not correct ... and the charitable contributions don't meet guidelines. You're shredding my return with that?! Wow! Ut was The Taxes Chainsaw Massacre!
"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."
'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'
"Bond James, Bond."
"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."
Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'
The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'
Benedict Cumberbatch
Director/Action Man toy.
"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"
Producer, Director and Novelizer.
"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."
Herman Mankiewicz
"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."
"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."
"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."
'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'
Backfire
"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."
'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'
Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"
"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"
Cat Nip.
"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"
"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."
"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"
No-Work Orange
Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!
"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."
Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'
"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."
Silence of the Chickens...
Albert & Myra - The End Story
Cut!
Stand-up Romcom
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