Movie Buff Humor Pillows

Homeless Man: Get my Oscar Reviews.

"Is this the First State Bank? I need a loan...about $1 million."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Director/Action Man toy.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

No-Work Orange

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Cat Nip.

Leslie Caron.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Backfire

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Silence of the Chickens...

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