Hummus Aficionado Gifts

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

The Origami Society...

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Camel'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

"The carpet really brings the room together."

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

'Stanley Possum was not sure if he should continue to play dead or play one of the living dead.'

"USA map"

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

"Not gelato – hummus."

"I made dinner!"

'As you close your eyes and relax...' - '...allow your body and mind to attune with the universal consciousness...Just hum.'

"I'll race you the last inch."

Country Pub Walk

'Some of the women are asking if the manna is gluten-free.'

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

"...And the humus is that good?!!"

'Ben's disappointed. He thought it said 'stud'.' (Ed's Spud Farm).

"Good news—the economy is still sluggish!"

"And while we're here, do you have a rug for my husband's head?"

Crusty old Bachelor on Christmas Day

"We should clean this up. It's a lawsuit waiting to happen."

'Try some -- it's 'om mani padme hummus.''

'It was so cold on that day that the very rum froze in my barrel!'

Smoking Snail

Unsuccessful holiday ideas - Happy Slug Day.

"The song in your heart is fine, but the humming from your head really annoys people."