Hummus Enthusiast Gifts

"Not gelato – hummus."

You're my Mona Lisa.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'Camel'

"Mine's camper."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"...My daughter, the model..."

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

Slipstream

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

"Try not to over-react, Mr. Henderson. It's perfectly normal for a man your age to feel a bit sluggish form time to time!"

"There has got to be a way for Detroit to make a safe, affordable, fuel-efficient vehicle out of hemp."

Snail Estate Agents

'Of course I didn't palm it, fellas, it just stuck to my butt.'

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"He's in an H.M.O. Get some of the King's horses and a few of the King's men."

Society of Mollusc Breeders.

'Wow! She's one gorgeous looking slug!'

"Well, I think it's good that he wants to go to university."

"I made dinner!"

"Hmmm..."

'As you close your eyes and relax...' - '...allow your body and mind to attune with the universal consciousness...Just hum.'

Young Buffalo: 'Hello Mrs.Broadhouse,can Billy come out and Roam?'

'I told him: 'Use your jab. Move around the ring. Don't try to slug it out with this guy.''

Musk Musk Musk

Slug Protection Society.

'Who, her? She left here two weeks ago. That was before you and I even met. She's been on her way home ever since.'