Humble Roar T-Shirts

'If there were such a thing as reincarnation, I would prefer to come back as myself, of course.'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Jesus Christ

'You think you're pretty humble, don't you?'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Of course I want to have kids, Claire - just not all the time."

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

'It's not a bad little kingdom - as kingdoms go.'

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

Caution Fragile

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

Exercise for the end of the day...

'Og's so modest...he won't mention it but he was the very first to discover fire!'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

"And the funny thing is, the humans still think THEY'RE in charge."

'This one is a dieter's dream! Any visits to it between meals and it self destructs!'

“Please—outside of work I’m not your boss. I’m just Dave with the nicer car, bigger house, and three-hundred-dollar haircut.”

"Of course only buying 'organic' CAN be expensive! Another pea anyone?"

"I'd love to learn more about wine, but I'm barely tolerable as it is."

"We could be lost and not even know it."

"I'm still here - a lottery win didn't change me!"

"You know what would be even more impressive, Higgins? Humility."

"I do ballet, conservation, starvation, cancer research, the needy, a little art, and a smidgen for Farmington."

'I've come a long way from that alley, but I've never forgotten my roots.'