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'I've come a long way from that alley, but I've never forgotten my roots.'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

A couple with a new baby

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

Your angel is always with you

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Gardeners

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

"Heavens, what have I done?!"

'My life is so awesome! I've got a starter job, starter house and a starter husband.'

Father Time wishes Baby New Year luck.

'Believe me, when you reach MY age you won't remember who you joined up to forget!'

Happy New Year!

Fasten your seatbelts

"Losing my job at the factory was the best thing that ever happened to me"

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'Og's so modest...he won't mention it but he was the very first to discover fire!'

'There it is, son. It's all yours. Now go and f**k it up!'

'Look, I think she recognised you!'

'My drawings on the fridge are nice, but my video of grandmom putting them there just went viral!'

Validate your parking?

'I'm retired and decided to have a fresh start.'

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

Quick-sand

"I shouldn't have gone to freshen up at the interval: The second act was almost over by the time I reached my seat again..."

"The snail-mail of our species is deadlier than the e-mail."

"What a shell!"

The arrival of 2013.

Hempy Holidaze from Washington and Colorado.

New Year 2020