Humanity Enthusiast Pillows

"Yes, it is a very compelling and tragic story. But, I still don't think it's worth 50p."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Police Feline Unit

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Others will fight for you

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Speed Dating for Turtles

Do Not Resuscitate

Cariactures

Faster, Georges, faster!

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Selling lemon latt�

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Cannonball!'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

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