Humanity Enthusiast Prints

"Yes, it is a very compelling and tragic story. But, I still don't think it's worth 50p."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Police Feline Unit

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Great Chinese Dynasties

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Others will fight for you

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Faster, Georges, faster!

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Cariactures

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Do Not Resuscitate

Selling lemon latt�

'Cannonball!'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Here and There Trays