Humanity Believer T-Shirts

"Times like these bring out the best in us."

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

UK street artist Banksy puts his money where his graffiti is

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

"I don't have anything against you in particular. My disdain encompasses humanity as a whole."

Your karma will catch up with you!

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

The bird of peace is caged

Mexcian Border

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

All the People of the World See the Same Moon.

Atheism inc. - A Not-For-Prophet Organisation

The Elephant Man makes his famous declaration.

'You seem to be in good spirits.'

"You're definitely descended from the apes. I'm descended from Adam and Eve."

Leaf falling in the desert

The Big Bang - Preachers.

'What do you mean 'don't expect miracles'? Why shouldn't I expect miracles?'

Artificial Intelligence

"Take me to David Bowie."

'Come, come young man - you'll just have to force yourself!'

The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.

"Hey guys, I don't want to worry you, but..."

UnAmerican Family Separations

Dave considered hiring a night watchman to guard the building materials, but had a breach of rational thought when he decided to rely on his belief in the innate goodness of humanity.

"It's a hoax!!!!"

'What are you looking at?'

Tramp asleep on bench under newspapers, "Financial Times, Wall Street Journal etc."

"Yes, it is a very compelling and tragic story. But, I still don't think it's worth 50p."

Winter Olympics in China

'NOW surely they gotta believe I wuz innocent?'