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Dave considered hiring a night watchman to guard the building materials, but had a breach of rational thought when he decided to rely on his belief in the innate goodness of humanity.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"What did Jesus order?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

The ecumenical dinner party.

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Saying Grace.

Chill Out Worshippers!

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'