Human Society Pillows

"This is a godless world! No only is business not considered a religion, but death threats against tax collectors are illegal!"

"Gee, thanks pal."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Now showing, at a University near you...

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Non-Denominational Carols

The Evolution Of Man.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"How is it in Russia?"

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"A grand jury sitting in Terre Haute, Indiana, today handed up an indictment of society."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"He's so anti-regulation he won't even take a laxative."

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"