Human Lie Detectors Pillows

"Call it intuition or whatever, but I can't help thinking you may not be telling the truth."

Turtle Hat

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Sportswasher's

"I'm not lying. I'm social distancing."

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

"We need to discuss your expense account."

"Simple yes or no. Are the cartoons funny?"

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

'I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth ... almost.'

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

You're right, Jenkins, the numbers don't lie. Get me some that do.

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

'I didn't say I majored in business administration - I said I took business administration.'

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

"He's lying! Just like all men! Oh God, mother was right, I'm never getting married, am I?"

'No, you're the plumber, you go and check how bad the leak is.'

"This is Mr. Simmons, who we enticed away from our chief competitor. Of course, being a proven traitor, he can never be trusted."

Detectorist meteorite.

Personnel Screening. Do you have any objection to taking a lie detector test? Is my answer part of the test?

'You can only believe half of what you read on a cave wall.'

This department will not countenance the back stab.

'I know you'll make a wonderful job of being unemployed!'

Coin Return 25¢

"I read that drinking beer can cure cancer and bring world peace."

'The McCain-Palin ticket is now up two points in the polls over Obama-Biden.', 'Racism!', 'The Obama-Biden ticket is now up two points in the polls over McCain-Palin.', 'Sexism!'

"How about one of those sunny old grandpas who make things look honest?"

"Jeremy and I have so much in common. We both hate the same empty political rhetoric."