Human Folly Aficionado Pillows

"I like to think that, in my own little way, I played a significant role in the overall advancement of human folly!"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"Who's next?"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

One way only.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"It's my helper trout!"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'You need some stress.'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

"Bad dog!"

I need a raise. This is no time to joke. I've been on a buying binge at the iPhone app store and I can't pay my credit card. These apps are worth it. They're life-changing, they're

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

Odd Spas

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

"Am I the party of the first part or the party of the second part?"

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

"Have I found Jesus? I didn't know he was missing!!"

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

Post Post

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

'Hand over your wallet or I'll sue.'

'With this offer you get high speed internet, satellite TV and a new message tapping log for just $99.95 a month.'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description."