Human Folly Aficionado Pillows

"I like to think that, in my own little way, I played a significant role in the overall advancement of human folly!"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Who's next?"

One way only.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"It's my helper trout!"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'You need some stress.'

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

"Bad dog!"

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

Odd Spas

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

"Am I the party of the first part or the party of the second part?"

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

"Have I found Jesus? I didn't know he was missing!!"

Ministry of Common Sense

'With this offer you get high speed internet, satellite TV and a new message tapping log for just $99.95 a month.'

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

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'Hand over your wallet or I'll sue.'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description."